Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
third nipple confirmed
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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