Umm I'm too high to move.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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