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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I am mentally ready for anal.
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