She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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