I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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