Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
