About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
ok first of all what the fuck
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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