they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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