Its about making memories worth repressing
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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