I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
whose parrot is this?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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