I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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