i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize
