Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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