The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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