He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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