these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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