if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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