i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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