hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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