Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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