I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Randomize
