i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Randomize
