end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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