are you still at the devil's house?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it glows. i had to have it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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