how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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