Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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