White coat. Heels.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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