How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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