sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
