talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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