I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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