I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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