everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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