How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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