everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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