i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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