All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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