Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Small penises have feelings too.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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