I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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