She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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