did you get engaged???
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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