There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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