its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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