She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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