i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I need moral support for this bender
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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