At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
home. puking in laundry basket.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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