Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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