Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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