THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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