let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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